1. Talk to yourself, because yours is still the best advice
  2. “On time” is when you get there
  3. You’ve noticed that people your age are much older than you
  4. Growing old has slowed you down but it hasn’t shut you up
  5. Your stylish fashionable clothes are the ones that fit
  6. Wouldn’t it be great to put yourself in a dryer and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller
  7. You don’t need any anger management, you just want everyone to agree with you
  8. Getting lucky means walking into a room and remembering why you are there
  9. Your biggest lie is ”I don’t need to write that down – I’ll remember it”
  10. You still haven’t learned to act your age