The 10 Commandments of Growing Old

Talk to yourself, because yours is still the best advice
“On time” is when you get there
You’ve noticed that people your age are much older than you
Growing old has slowed you down but it hasn’t shut you up
Your stylish fashionable clothes are the ones that fit
Wouldn’t it be great to put yourself in a dryer and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller
You don’t need any anger management, you just want everyone to agree with you
Getting lucky means walking into a room and remembering why you are there
Your biggest lie is ”I don’t need to write that down – I’ll remember it”
You still haven’t learned to act your age